What movies have not aged well?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-J W Pepper

Why are conservatives banning liberal books? Why are conservatives so offended by the teaching of racism and other topics?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

From Russia With Love

Octopussy

How did Farrah Fawcett die?

Diamonds Are Forever

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

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On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

California schools are very liberal. Do you think California schools are teaching students to hate Republican views (views on: God, guns, prayer, secure borders, etc.)?

-”Ah so!”

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

What is a good way to conduct an interview?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-”She is very sexyful!”

-All the bad guys are black.

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Moonraker

You Only Live Twice

A View to a Kill

What are the similarities and differences between the policies of Democrats and Republicans currently?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Why do flat earthers think using globetrotter, globetard, and other insults will make the educated arguer fall for the silly flat-earth belief?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Is it possible to permanently quit pornography?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Dr No

-Bond slapping Tracy.

What is the most inappropriate experience you have had with a friend's daughter?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Goldfinger

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Why after 50 years of being straight do I constantly desire to suck cock?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Live and Let Die

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

How do I get access to a dog for bestiality? I am currently unable to adopt a dog, but I want to know if there are still ways to have sex with one without getting caught.